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In the past 48 hours my Profile Views spiked from 73, where they had plateaued for like the last five months, to 116!! I guess I get more interesting when I don't sleep. If you were my 100th profile viewer and can verify it, contact me and I've got a prize for you.
To those of you who read: Thank you, keep reading, and tell your friends.
To those of you who aren't reading: stop being GAY
I'm nocturnal. I haven't seen the sun since Friday. Okay, and get this: I'M WORKING ON ANOTHER FUCKING PAPER. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Who said Ed School isn't rigorous? Oh wait, that was me. Repeatedly.
I'm a little worried because as I reached my nadir sometime around 8 a.m. Friday, in my S-109 final paper I wrote something like, "The third component of ASS"--Oh yeah, I called my program ASS this time--"will be creating a school culture that encourages students to do their homework. This component, which I am totally going to bullshit Shiner you fucking cocksucker, will integrate the Symbolic Frame of the Four Frames, Ethnography, and Accountability." Michael Shiner is the name of my TA, who is the squarest, most humorless man I've ever met. Anyway, I might have left that little subordinate clause in my paper when I emailed it to him, because I don't think I re-saved the file after I edited it the last time. Last night I was tipsy at a party and tried explaining to a few people that if I did screw up and send it as is, that I'd just be really apologetic and tell Shiner that I was stressed out and exhausted and didn't really mean to take it out on him, and everyone was like "yeah, totally, it'll be fine," and I had myself convinced too, but now I'm like, are you fucking kidding me, it's not going to be fine! I CALLED MY TA A COCKSUCKER, PEOPLE.
Also, I got really perfection-crazy while editing my autobiography and ended up turning it in eight hours late. I got an email from my TA saying it'll be downgraded. I don't mind that, but I just felt flakey, especially since I had already gotten a last-minute extension. I mean, it didn't help that I knew Jamaica Kincaid is grading it.
Leave me comments.
To those of you who read: Thank you, keep reading, and tell your friends.
To those of you who aren't reading: stop being GAY
I'm nocturnal. I haven't seen the sun since Friday. Okay, and get this: I'M WORKING ON ANOTHER FUCKING PAPER. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Who said Ed School isn't rigorous? Oh wait, that was me. Repeatedly.
I'm a little worried because as I reached my nadir sometime around 8 a.m. Friday, in my S-109 final paper I wrote something like, "The third component of ASS"--Oh yeah, I called my program ASS this time--"will be creating a school culture that encourages students to do their homework. This component, which I am totally going to bullshit Shiner you fucking cocksucker, will integrate the Symbolic Frame of the Four Frames, Ethnography, and Accountability." Michael Shiner is the name of my TA, who is the squarest, most humorless man I've ever met. Anyway, I might have left that little subordinate clause in my paper when I emailed it to him, because I don't think I re-saved the file after I edited it the last time. Last night I was tipsy at a party and tried explaining to a few people that if I did screw up and send it as is, that I'd just be really apologetic and tell Shiner that I was stressed out and exhausted and didn't really mean to take it out on him, and everyone was like "yeah, totally, it'll be fine," and I had myself convinced too, but now I'm like, are you fucking kidding me, it's not going to be fine! I CALLED MY TA A COCKSUCKER, PEOPLE.
Also, I got really perfection-crazy while editing my autobiography and ended up turning it in eight hours late. I got an email from my TA saying it'll be downgraded. I don't mind that, but I just felt flakey, especially since I had already gotten a last-minute extension. I mean, it didn't help that I knew Jamaica Kincaid is grading it.
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